bakerstreetbabes:

This is the BEST.


antiocial:

acerebral:

why worship gods when you can worship dogs


yourdisneydestiny:

can we just talk about how this is the only line the Queen of Corona says

yourdisneydestiny:

can we just talk about how this is the only line the Queen of Corona says


"I already saw that on Tumblr."
— literally everything (via beccaliving)

thumbsup4rockandroll:

thumbsup4rockandroll:


angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE
MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,
“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”WHICH IS TRUE
MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED
the moral of this story is
1. Sit the way you want.
2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE

MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,


YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.

WHICH IS TRUE

MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED

the moral of this story is

1. Sit the way you want.

2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.


mondoreos:

*sees a new character that is attractive*

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anthonystarrk:

#yoU THINK YOU’RE HOT SHIT DON’T YOU #well you’re right (via)

anthonystarrk:

  (via)


destielmybeatingheart:

He just realized you love him too, you idiot.


bitelchus:

swatlock:

Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)

Click the gifs for more information

OH MY GOD, IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS ON MY DASH.

I´VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGES. 


sebbystan:

deannastroi:

that girl you saw crying today? she was crying over bucky barnes.


jaclcfrost:

they may be a minor character but they are a major character in my heart


i appreciate My Chemical Romance song titles better if i put “Mom” at the end of them

spoken-not-written:

padaleckifarts:

continuants:

mcr:

“It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Fucking Deathwish, Mom”
“I Never Told You What I Do for a Living, Mom”
“This Is How I Disappear, Mom”

welcome to the black parade, mom.

fake your death, mum

mama mum

teenagers, mom

#mcr

sam-mooschester:

"sometimes real life is darker than fiction"

but never any darker than fanfiction because that shit can get darker than satan’s asscrack