"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."
— A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

REALEST zodiac sign stuff
  • Aries:self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
  • Taurus:nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
  • Gemini:smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
  • Cancer:dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
  • Leo:most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
  • Virgo:steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
  • Libra:double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
  • Scorpio:paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
  • Sagittarius:funny but rude, one night stands big winner
  • Capricorn:cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
  • Aquarius:weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
  • Pisces:sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites

meladoodle:

i was thinking to myself like maaan the brain is pretty amazing and then i realised it was my brain telling me to think that, what a cocky asshole.


pie-impala-and-rocknroll:

I should probably go to sleep…

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I should probably-

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I should-

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Fuck it.

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jarpadspn:

frozen-void:

sofamiliar:

trapezelove:

4 guys from school do the Mean Girls dance.

Ive never seen anything quite so perfect

i forget men can move their bodies like this

these guys are fucking amazing


ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.


theashlynwinchester:

*writes smut that accidentally turns into angst* *slams head against wall* I WRITE SINS NOT TRAGEDIES


binedect-camburbetch:

thepotterwholockian:

umqraa:

ronweasley:

jamesandhisginger:

theghostfromhoneydukes:

robinwantstobeamoderndancer:

#look at neville’s face. #he’s trying so hard #to be all like, #”wow great singing! #nice job!” #because he’s a fucking #sweetheart like that #just such a goddamn nice guy.

it’s even better than that because he’s trying to protect trevor’s ears instead of his own XD I love you neville<3 

#and ron is so badass he doesn’t even need to cover his ears #he’s all like ya’ll mad? 

Ron is used to it because Percy loves to sing in the shower.

but omfg the knight in the background is all like wHO DARE COMES TO ATTACK ME

yeah but dean and seamus are holding hands

Wait what

binedect-camburbetch:

thepotterwholockian:

umqraa:

ronweasley:

jamesandhisginger:

theghostfromhoneydukes:

robinwantstobeamoderndancer:

#look at neville’s face. #he’s trying so hard #to be all like, #”wow great singing! #nice job!” #because he’s a fucking #sweetheart like that #just such a goddamn nice guy.

it’s even better than that because he’s trying to protect trevor’s ears instead of his own XD I love you neville<3 

#and ron is so badass he doesn’t even need to cover his ears #he’s all like ya’ll mad? 

Ron is used to it because Percy loves to sing in the shower.

but omfg the knight in the background is all like wHO DARE COMES TO ATTACK ME

yeah but dean and seamus are holding hands

Wait what


kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear


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claphne:

child

why u scream


foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 



l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything


"Sorry, there weren’t any good questions left."


keptyn:

The Most Quotable Movies Of All Time

The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner